Movie in A Minute

Okay, it's a slow week I guess...but this made me laugh so hard...

Movie in A Minute

Let's face it. There's a lot of movies out there and very little time to watch them in. Well sit back and relax, because your troubles are solved! We here at Movie-A-Minute have come up with a solution. We've taken several classic and contemporary movies and extracted the important stuff, cutting out all the filler. (You'd be surprised how much filler there is sometimes.) With our ultra-condensed versions of your favorite films, you can experience whole movies in just one minute! As an added bonus, Movie-A-Minute protects against torture by bad movies -- if you don't have to sit through them, well, you don't have to sit through them.

Example: The Empire Strikes Back

The Empire Strikes Back
Directed by Irvin Kershner

1980

Ultra-Condensed by Keith Reilly

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Luke

I have to go to Dagobah.

Yoda

You have to use the force.

Luke

I have to go to Cloud City.

Darth Vader

You have to go to the dark side.

Luke

No I don't.

Darth Vader

I'm your father.

Luke

No you're not.

Darth Vader

Fine, I'll cut off your hand.